Monday, August 3, 2009

How to Hook Up with Peruvian Girls

I bet you're wondering about the title. Hahaha! Well, the truth is that there are various web page funcionality widgets and what have you that tell you what search words people used to get to your page. Bearing that in mind, I somtimes write articles with those exact search words as a title (I figure if one person wants to know, then more people might want to know as well).

So, if you want to learn to "hook up" with Peruvian women, here's what you have to know:

1. Spanish (although not being able to speak Spanish can be an advantage in that you don't end up saying a bunch of stupid shit that makes you look like an asshole, and the girl who you're talking to [who can't understand a word your saying] just concentrates on all of her fantasies of a partner [much like what you're probably doing when you look at her] and the two of you, free of any annoyance [like actual communication] just concentrate on the raw physical aspect of things [which is what most of us SHOULD be concentrating on MORE of the time] and you just hang out and get real phyiscal for a few months/years until one or the other of you learn's the other's language [a mistake], or you go back home, or you get married [which would also be a mistake unless you knew Spanish before you met the girl])

2. How to dress nice (although this isn't all that important either because Peruvian women tend to be far less superficial than their american counterparts [unless they're real pituco...but even then they'll probably go with it if you're attractive enough], and depending on the bar you go to you can actually get LESS attention if you're dressed like some rich asshole who think's he's Mr. Fashion.)

3. Dance (dancing makes life easier, but Peruvian women are really patient, all you have to do is be willing to go out on the dance floor and look like an idiot and sooner or later the "dancing" will just degenerate into "backing up the truck" and...well, you'll know what to do when THAT happens).

So there you go, head out to the clubs...I hope this article was usefull!





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16 comments:

  1. What makes these silly rules exclusively appropriate to "hook up" with all Peruvian women? and how come you think all women from Peru are alike?

    Maybe you should change the title to "How to Hook Up with Peruvian Girls in Lima who want a Gringo boyfriend to leave the country"

    And by the way, your blog banner says "Streets of Lima" and has a Machu Picchu photo on it. Do you even know Peru well?

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  2. I'm not all that impressed with your comments Carlos A. Quiroz. Obviously I'm writing a semi-ironic article which you failed to pick up on.

    And yes, I'm familiar with Peru. The path to Machu Picchu pretty much starts with the Streets of Lima for many. I did just get the domain name "Streets of Peru" by the way, but I haven't bothered to change it yet and I think I'm going to wait a little longer just because now I know "Streets of Lima" irritates you.

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  3. No, Peruvian's are not all the same... except for one thing (and I dare to make a bold generalization, Carlos):
    Where is their sense of irony, when it comes to "Patriotic" issues?

    Must have been something to do with Patriotic brainwashing in school (Gringos have the same problem, anyway...;-))))

    P.S. Machu Picchu is not in Lima???

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  4. Ben I see you write ironic articles but you got no sense of tolerance, dude. But if I sounded as if I was attacking you please accept my apologies.

    However I strongly disagree with those who think that all Peruvians are represented by the people of Lima. Also I think that Lima has nothing to do with Machu Picchu, as they have two different cultures, although they have the same Indigenous peoples in majority but Limenos know very little about Cusco unfortunately.

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  5. I thought I sensed a slight hint of irony there...

    I think many Peruvian girls like gringos because they think they're cute and it's something different, the accent, etc. Just like the US girls in your high school who went gaga over the foreign exchange student...

    There's certainly the "bricheras", or worse, peperas, but the majority of women here seem sincerely nice.

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  6. Hey Carlos,
    Please accept my apologies as well. I suppose I've gotten too jaded after reading too many negative sounding comments on various web pages. Re-reading yours, I see that it didn't have quite the tone I had assessed to it.

    I'm going to have to write articles based on what search terms are bringing people to my page more often, obviously these are incendiary topics that get people talking (plus, the concept of how to hook up with Peruvian women is not nearly topped out).

    Ward's right in saying that the vast majority of women in this country are loving and sincere, but I think most Americans come to Peru so damaged from American women (hahahaha...I can't wait to hear the comments from THAT), that they're unable to even begin a healthy relationship for 10 or 15 years.

    Cheers all, and thanks for the comments!

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  7. I hooked up with a Peruvian girl and married her last year. She is 15 years younger than me and my friends in the US think that she is just after a green card. I will tell the world that this Peruvian princess does not care where she lives her life. All that matters to her is that she lives it with me. I think it very unlikely that an American man will find similar attributes of loyalty, selflessness, intelligence, commitment, and beauty anywhere else in the world.

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    1. It's good to hear. I am also meeting a girl in Peru in about 5 months when she will graduate from her university since she is not allowed to travel while in school. Currently I communicate with her through viber application on our smartphone via text and voice. Problem is really that because she is young(20), if she wants to spend time with me as we would travel to another city let's say...how would she tell her parents!! "A boy from another country will come here and invite me to another city"... I think no parents would allow that based on the true situation! It seems like she love me as she would call me every night just to hear my voice and to know how I am doing!

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  8. I am Peruvian and I am from Lima, and with regards of what you say Carlos about being 2 different cultures, I have to disagree with you. Besides there are what you called "indigeneous" and "non-indigeneous" people in both Lima and Cusco.

    I thought the article was a kind of a joke although I have to say it is pretty accurate from my experience as well, and I think it would work in both Lima and Cusco :)

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  9. i agree with miguel. Lima and Cusco have both, though lima has more aryans because that is where most of them are in peru. and according to the INEA 2009, indegenious in peru is 25%, and aryan is 20% expected to rise to 30 on 2 years. most are mestizo.

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  10. pure genious, the section about how not knowing spanish helps...ive thought exactly what you said so many times...whatever we find attractive you can bet they do too....we cant mess it up by accidentally saying stupid lame lines we bust out here and there in the presence of a really hot girl.....and haha i love how u say, with no annoyance (actual communication) so funny and so true

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  11. Miguel and anonymus are f.cking racists, they just shall f.ck off

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  12. Well Carlos is hmm right in some thingh, but I my opinion,(Iam from Lima) he sound like the tipical gelous boy from Lima,I have friends like him...I am not like that in that particular way of women, they are not my property.
    About Macchu Picchu well...yea he is probably ok on that , but lets turn the page, we are talkin abut Lima girl no gelosu and probably ugly ungry "PATA".

    Let enjoy Lima, and be carefull with your drinks in the bars, ""or some one takes it, or some one put something to make you sleep" be aware and don't miss any part of you body next morning.

    cheers

    Jorge

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  13. Guys, you need chill out here, because this are just perceptions from different cultures and people. I am from cuzco, and no need to get personal here. Peruvian women nowadays just as women as the US, trust me, I had them both. They are all the same. The only thing that makes them different is where you go look for them. that is all

    Ed

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  14. check this out and see why It's worth going to Peru
    http://fuckyeahperuviangirls.tumblr.com/

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  15. Im a peruvian girll and I think that as in all parts of the world there´s all types of women..They of course exist lots of "bricheras" but they are only in some places of lima (were they can actually afford it) but they are lots of good educated easy going funny wealthy girls that actually don´t care about the money because they got plenty of that from family and they had recieve a very good education . If u go party in calle de las pizzas of course u r gonna meet easy stupid gold diggers but if you go to exclusive places like Aura,Gotica,Mr fish or Bali or Skybar in summer I bet u r gonna find great girls! (if u just want to hook up with them go to a "prostibulo" and pay ur bitch!

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