This is where you should hang out in Lima, The Ovalo de Gutierrez:
In Peru, the landmarks that all the taxi drivers know are the "ovalos." Ovalo is just the Spanish word for round-a-bout, and I don't recommend that you try to merge with the traffic as the rules of Peruvian driving are kind of equivalent to professional cage death fighting. However, you need to be able to mention landmarks to taxi drivers so that you can get where you need to go, and they all know where the ovalos are (if they act like you don't, you don't want that taxi anyway).
Incidentially, for some incomprehensible reason, they've labled the ovalo as the "Plaza Gutierrez" on this map. Actually, it is fairly typical in Peru that the name on the map is completely inconsistenet with the name that is in popular use. I suppose this is why people tend to ask one another for directions here in Peru rather than trust their ability to read some probably inaccurate publication. Trust me, everybody calls it the Ovalo de Gutierrez.
All the tourists in Miraflores always hang out around the Ovalo de Miraflores. They're idiots though because the Ovalo de Gutierrez is the best place in Miraflores. It's got the second best theater in Lima (the best is at Jockey Plaza) and the street of Comandante Espinar (which leads up to the Ovalo) has a plethora (good word choice) of slightly higher tier restaurants than you find in Larco (which leads up to the Ovalo de Miraflores). Plus they're aren't annoying crowds of tourists everywhere.
So, without further ado, here's some photos to make you feel at home when you visit the Ovalo de Gutierrez:
On the left, you have Cine Planet. This is actually a really good theater. The screens are huge, the seats are comfortable, and it only costs about 4 dollars to get in. On Tuesday they even have a two for one special. To the right of Cine Planet is Bembos (no...not "Bimbos" unfortunately), Peru´s answer to McDonald´s. And right next to Bembos? McDonald´s of course...I´m loving it (sarcasm implied).
Close up of the angel statue at the center of the ovalo. Of course this couldn´t be a nice image of an angel. It couldn´t be some soft and loving creature that lets the general populace maintain the illusion that they are cared for and protected. No, this has to be some brutal warrior with armor and a sword to terrify the people and horrify the small children and make them easier to dominate and control. I guess I shouldn´t complain, Machiavelli said you have to brutalize the public with fearful images in order to have a functional government. I suppose in the US, a picture of Osama Bin Laden might serve an equivalent purpose.
Sigh, the evil empire has arrived. Somebody tell me why you would go to a Starbucks Coffee when you´re in South America, the continent with the greatest Coffee in the world? Newsflash! Peru is not the US, nobody recognizes that you´re a part of some ridiculous, elite, coffee-drinking club when you´re walking around the Ovalo de Gutierrez with a Starbucks labeled piece of styrofoam! Why are you paying 8 dollars (all of these stores have American prices) for a cup of bad coffee with maple syrup and whipped cream poured into it? Go down the street and get the best coffee in the world. I mean, look at that idiot gringo walking out of there, it looks like he´s even wearing a Starbucks hat...sigh, it just goes to show the power of advertising. Somebody sees a logo and they get a big chubby and cream themselves. I guess modern Americans need something to belong to since we don´t have families in the states anymore.